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Oh: child 1: pretend we’re moving into a new house. Child 2: how can we afford a house? We’re too broke. Child 1: we’ll steal it.

Wednesday, September 8th, 2010

Oh: (after a mindfulness meditation) “for a while I had no thoughts, then I noticed I had no thoughts and had thoughts about no thoughts.”

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

Oh: (parent to child) I know all you want to so is frustrate me. What I don’t know is why. #sometimesitfeelstruebutnotreally

Saturday, September 4th, 2010

OH: At some point I do plan to do basketball, or some other manly things.

Sunday, August 22nd, 2010

OH: “I’ll give you a tip. Sometimes Nanna (@twobigdogs)’s cookies are so good because she puts actual candy in them.”

Friday, August 20th, 2010

OH: You’re over-romanticizing your memories only in reverse.

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

Oh. My stomach sort of hurts. Too much hanging upside-down.

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

Oh: @kmakice: so you just lost 2 armies. @cmakice: yeah but did I still win? #risk2210ad #myridiculousevening

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

OH: Don’t worry, Mom, I’m not going to cut it or anything- just make a machine like a transmorgrifier or time machine or something.

Sunday, August 8th, 2010

OH: @theaudioprof’s daughter: You got your hair cut! Me: Does it look sassy? I was told it looks sassy. (pause) well, it looks different.

Saturday, August 7th, 2010