07
Aug

OH: (a principal) “We’re not teaching to the test, but we’re teaching towards the test.” –I hope the test doesn’t cover prepositions.
What do you think?

06
Aug

Oh: you have superpowers yet you still have a soft spot for babies. Everyone does. That’s babies’ superpower.
What do you think?

05
Aug

Oh: angela is pool-savvy. In fact, she’s a lot of things savvy. She does triathlons.
What do you think?

03
Aug

Oh: mom? Can we watch tv? Tv just really seems to go with cold root beer.
What do you think?

31
Jul

OH: Couldn’t [Rick Riordin] have waited to sell [the rights to Percy Jackson] until he was sure they’d do a good job?
What do you think?

27
Jul

oh bleh. I could have lived a long and happy life and never known why the stuffed animals were in the bathtub this morning.
What do you think?

26
Jul

OH: Look, Mom, I’m jumping the shark!
What do you think?

23
Jul

Oh: you see Archie using teamwork? I taught him that.
What do you think?

20
Jul

Came out to the living room to find Archie searching for a phone at 7:30. Me: You may not call until 8:30. Archie: Oh. Is that the law?
What do you think?

16
Jul

OH: oh no honey, keep your tongue in your mouth. (best heard out of context)
What do you think?

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