Posts Tagged ‘Overheard’

OH: Don’t worry, Mom, I’m not going to cut it or anything- just make a machine like a transmorgrifier or time machine or something.

Sunday, August 8th, 2010

OH: @theaudioprof’s daughter: You got your hair cut! Me: Does it look sassy? I was told it looks sassy. (pause) well, it looks different.

Saturday, August 7th, 2010

OH: (a principal) “We’re not teaching to the test, but we’re teaching towards the test.” –I hope the test doesn’t cover prepositions.

Saturday, August 7th, 2010

Oh: you have superpowers yet you still have a soft spot for babies. Everyone does. That’s babies’ superpower.

Friday, August 6th, 2010

Oh: angela is pool-savvy. In fact, she’s a lot of things savvy. She does triathlons.

Thursday, August 5th, 2010

Oh: mom? Can we watch tv? Tv just really seems to go with cold root beer.

Tuesday, August 3rd, 2010

OH: Couldn’t [Rick Riordin] have waited to sell [the rights to Percy Jackson] until he was sure they’d do a good job?

Saturday, July 31st, 2010

oh bleh. I could have lived a long and happy life and never known why the stuffed animals were in the bathtub this morning.

Tuesday, July 27th, 2010

OH: Look, Mom, I’m jumping the shark!

Monday, July 26th, 2010

Oh: you see Archie using teamwork? I taught him that.

Friday, July 23rd, 2010